Kyle MacLachlan as Jeffrey Beaumont in Blue Velvet (1986)

Kyle MacLachlan as Jeffrey Beaumont in Blue Velvet (1986)

Carice van Houten by Justin van Vliet

maximumbuttitude:

LEGAL AGES TO KNOW

  • driving: age 16
  • smoking, sex: 18
  • drinking: 21
  • LSD: 24
  • run for senate: 30
  • super-LSD: 35
  • over the hill: 40
  • hyper-LSD: 70
  • dire mage: 95
  • lichdom: 140
  • act against god: 400
  • space cloud consciousness: 10000
beautifultroyler:

Me.
my-savage-garden:

wat
chandelyer:

Dolce and Gabbana s/s 2015 details

chandelyer:

Dolce and Gabbana s/s 2015 details

radgoku:

please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited.

singforarabella:

anitak7:

SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

AAAH CONGRATULATIONS!!!

singforarabella:

anitak7:

SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

AAAH CONGRATULATIONS!!!

dramatisecho:

films // guardians of the galaxy

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Fendi prêt-à-porter | S/S ‘15

You’re my twin sestra.

spookyboy:

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

spookyboy:

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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go-west-brother:

I’m feeling really bla bla, I want to bla bla bla,
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And in the end it means I bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
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